My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

 

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

(Source: beyonseh)

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

astound:

I was on the way home in the bus and there was a construction worker standing next to me. Ok so the bus was moving and the bus driver suddenly jammed the brake.
THE GUY GRABBED MY FACE INSTEAD OF THE POLE I AM SO MAD

(Source: astound)